Peeing Out The Sacred Waters

 

Peeing Out The Sacred Waters

I got the hook for this song from a dream; I figured if a song was about peeing out sacred waters, then maybe the water was from one of those baptismal fonts at a church. The person in the song got real thirsty and, out of desperation, went into a church and drank from the first water source she saw. Then she feels all conflicted about it afterwards, cuz the next time she pees, it's gonna be holy water that she's peeing. Oh, my.

The lyrics are:

I snuck into the church
Cuz I had lots of thirst
I drank some holy water
Cuz I was feeling naughtier

I'm peeing out the sacred waters
You heard me right: I'm peeing out the drink
Peeing out the sacred waters
That goes with rites inside a sacred sink
Holy water that would foster
Lack of thirst, but now I'm not sure
Am I the worst cuz I am naughtier
Now

I wanted blessed drink
So I'll confess this thing
I drank from Heaven's pool

And it went down real cool

I'm peeing out the sacred waters
You heard me right: I'm peeing out the drink
Peeing out the sacred waters
That goes with rites inside a sacred sink
Holy water that would foster
Lack of thirst, but now I'm not sure
Am I the worst cuz I am naughtier
Now

Is it a sacrilegious thing I've been?
Making the pastor wetter than a hen
That fell down into the fancy marble sink
(Be)Cuz she was trying to get holy drinks
Yes, you heard me right, I'm peeing out the drink
That goes with rites, inside a sacred sink
No, I do not know what Jesus Christ would think
Maybe, "Go with the flow," because it's just a drink

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