
Monday, November 2, 2009
Bleh.

Saturday, October 10, 2009
Commentary - Grandpa-ish
That was also the last song I wrote/recorded when I was livin' in LA. The theme of the song works pretty well with endings, I guess.
Friday, October 9, 2009
Grandpa-ish
Wednesday, October 7, 2009
Grandpa Songs
Thursday, September 24, 2009
Yes, More Old Songs
Bleh, I have a couple songs in the cooker, but the writing is coming slow cuz I just moved and moving takes away my creativity, bleh. So, here's a song from 2002. When it turned 2002, I thought, cool, since the year is a palindrome, I'm gonna write a bunch of songs that're palindromes. If you play the song backwards, it sounds the same as when you play it forwards. If you listen to the first track, it's the regular song, and if you listen to the second track, you hear the song forwards in one speaker and backwards in the other. It doesn't match up perfectly, but it's pretty close, yesiree.
Download 13 fart on a pilot backfor
The lyrics are:
Dood stops tug to grab a bar, got guts, pots, dood. (4x)
Did it fart on a pilot to lip a not-raft? I did. (2x)
Oy poop, sit tub, a gnat stang a butt - is poopy o. (2x)
Did it fart on a pilot to lip a not-raft? I did. (2x)
Toot-poop, o not drab to crap on a no-par-cot, bard, ton o' poop toot! (2x)
Did it fart on a pilot to lip a not-raft? I did. (2x)
Oy poop, sit tub, a gnat stang a butt - is poopy o. (2x)
Did it fart on a pilot to lip a not-raft? I did. (2x)
Dood stops tug to grab a bar, got guts, pots, dood. (4x)
Wednesday, September 9, 2009
09-09-09
That's right, you can count this as "working" cuz I'm "on-call," as you will. Hopefully I won't be needed, cuz I'm too exhausted. New jobs tend to do that. I had to post something today cuz today is 09-09-09. Weirdly enuff, it's also the deathiversary of someone in my life, but the song I wanted to post (about him) ain't on this computer yet. ARgh. But, maybe that's that particular soul's way o' tellin' me he wants to keep the date of his death private.
The song I posted is one I wrote way back in 2001, and it was, oh it's complicated. DAvid Byrne had just come out with his new album, Look Into The Eyeball, and so before I listened to it, I made a whole album of my own with all the same song titles. I was trying to predict what his album would sound like. Hah. This song sounds NOTHING like DB's "Like Humans Do." That's okay cuz I like mine better. I guess that sounds cocky. Arrogant, too.
Saturday, August 22, 2009
Soon-ish!
I'll be back to posting in probably a couple more weeks. I've been away from the internet for the most part cuz of poopy moving, and my new place won't have internet for a while (then I'm going on vacation, where my internet will be dial-up -- too slow to post songs!). But it'll be soon-ish!
Wednesday, July 22, 2009
Go to Hell, Breathe, Fuck You
The song's supposed to be called Go to Hell, Breathe, Fuck You, but some computer malfunction is determining that it be called 21 track 21. Hmm. I wrote this way back in 2001 and this recording is from then, too. I got the chorus of the song from a dream (the chorus was just playing by itself in the dream). The verse I wrote in waking life, but it's what the dream was about.
I'm gonna stop doing this for a while. Bye.
Friday, July 17, 2009
Friday, July 10, 2009
Alcoholic Barbie Doll
Download Alcoholic barbie doll2
I wrote this one back in 1997 around the same time as the one from last week, yesiree (but I recorded this version more recently, yes).
I guess you can hear it for yourself in the lyrics, but, like, you know, it's from the point of view of somebody's superego.
Tuesday, June 30, 2009
Alcoholic Summer Surprise
Download Alcoholic summer surprise3
I started writing this song way, way, wayyyyy back in 1997, oh dear lord, I'm old. I was jammin' with this quasi-band I was in at Dartmouth, and I came up with the chorus. At the time, the verses were mumbled spoken word stuff. I wrote new verses this weekend, and I'm happy with how they came out. Next week's song is Alcoholic Barbie Doll. I like songs with the word "alcoholic" in them.
