I'm Taking My Kitties To The Vet

 

I'm Takking My Kitties To The Vet

 I recorded my cats yelling at me in the car, as I took them to the vet. Don't worry, they did just fine and had a good rest of their day after they got home. 

You're My Everything

You're My Everything - Mix 4

This is the next song in the fucked up relationship album. It's a regular love song - one of those regular old love songs. But it's kind of like you can tell it's a love song occurring in the context of a fucked up relationship.

The lyrics are:

I don't need anyone but you, I don't need anyone but you

You're my everything, you're my everything, you're my everything today

We're both spiritual, and shit
You're so neat, I cannot believe it...
That you would choose me - you are so great
Let us go on a nice dinner-date
you're a professor and I am just
A baby-grad-student, and I must
Accept that I'm not as good as you - I still don't know
Why you chose me - I'll go with the flow

You're my forever person now; you chose me and I don't know how

I got so lucky, I got so lucky, I'm a lucky duck

You are so great and no one can deny it
You are my fate - I'm so happy I could cry
It is wonderful to be with someone corking
And smashing, bang-up - next to you, I'm a dork, but I sing

You're my everything, you're my everything, you're my everything today

I'm Spiritual - Fleshed Out Version

I'm Spiritual - 2nd Recording

 Here's a fleshed out version of the little demo song I did a few weeks back about being spiritual because of drinking spirits. It's a play on words of sort. And it's an old timey country song, to boot.

Birthday Song 2023

 

Birthday 2023

 This is a kinda crappy birthday song that has some good moments in it. I figured I should get something up here since it's kinda a milestone birthday. And it's a significant sounding date, too, cuz it's the 23rd in the year 2023. Two 23s! Woohoo. Also, I was born at 12:34 pm, so it's a weird birthday date - 1-23-23 at 1234pm. Anyway, that's why the picture shows me as being 49 years old at 11:38 but 50 at 12:36 (2 minutes after I turned 50). I never consider myself to be the new age I am until after the actual time I was born passes.

The Pipeline Is Narrow Today

The Pipeline is Narrow

 I was writing stream of consciousness stuff in my notebook this morning and I made it into a song. Here it is.

A lot of dream smoke

Gets into the system

Easier because it is skinny

It seems odd it's 

As if the pipeline is really narrow today

And so you guys have to smoke the discourse

Loose as Hell

In order to 

Get it through

He Said I'd Win a Nobel Prize

 

He Said I'd Win a Nobel Prize - Mix 2

This is the next song in the effed up relationship album; it's a continuation of the theme of the last 3 songs - it's about how, when my ex told me I was a big genius for stumbling upon a mathematical concept, I had no idea what he was talking about cuz he didn't really explain the mathematical concept I'd stumbled upon. I got all scared to ask him what he meant, cuz he yelled at me a lot, and I didn't want to get yelled at.

The lyrics are:

He said I'd win a Nobel Prize if this study goes well

In short, I came up with a simple experiment
And my boyfriend offered me a big old compliment

He said I'd win a Nobel Prize if this study goes well
I am a genius

He's a mathematician, and I'm studying to be a
Psychologist, who, according to him, apparently, has
The most earth-shattering ground-breaking scientific I-
dea, of the universe, but I'm sad to say that I
Do not understand a single word he's talking about
I stumbled upon a mathematical concept - wow!
And in his mind, that makes me a big old genius, and
You'd think I'd ask him what he means, but I'm scared of this man
He yells at me a lot, and if I say that I don't know
What he means, I don't think that he will just go with the flow
So, I'll ask him for articles about the concept that
I've apparently come up with, with my big thinking cap

He said I'd win a Nobel Prize if this study goes well

I Don't Know Where Is My Old Camera

 

I Don't Know Where Is My Old Camera

I Don't Know Where Is My Old Camera - Mix 2

 I had a dream this morning that there was a circular rainbow in the sky. I wanted to get a picture of it, but I couldn't find my digital camera (which broke many years ago, in real life). I was searching all through my purse and felt stupid that I couldn't find it. This song started playing, and I woke up just in time to record it on my iPad. 

Each Time I Lose My Home

 

Every Time I Lose My Home

 This is a song about how every time I move, I feel like a chunk of my soul goes missing.

I'm Spiritual!

 

I'm Spiritual

 This is a song about being spiritual in the sense that one drinks spirits.

Minimum Description Length Song

Here's the next song in the fucked up relationship album. It continues to flesh out the thing about me telling mean-boyfriend about this experiment I was thinking of for my dissertation. Suddenly, he gets all excited and sez I'm a GENIUS because I've come up with a MINIMUM DESCRIPTION LENGTH MODEL of cognition or something along those lines. Like, huh? Like, um, what? Huh?

Minimum Description Length Song - Mix 2

 The lyrics are:

He said I'd come up with a minimum description length model of psychology
He said I'd come up with a minimum description length model of psychology

Anyone to man...how could I compare anyone to this man?

Wow! It's a minimum description length - that makes me a genius, I guess

My boyfriend listened to my
Idea I want to try
It's just an experiment
This is what I said - then he went
Crazy...he said this
May be...the bestest
Genius idea he'd
Heard in his whole life; yes, indeed
He said I'd win a Nobel
Prize if this study goes well
Cuz it has minimum des-
criptions in it - that's good, um, I guess
I don't...really know
What he...means, even though
It's my own idea, I guess
And I'm a genius - I'm the best!

Wow! It's a minimum description length
He said I'd come up with a minimum description length
Model of psychology

Gross Melody

Gross melody remastered

The other night, I heard music coming to me from a dream. It was all complex
with all these different contrapuntal melodies and cool timbres and stuff. It was vastly complex and blew my mind with its eternal beauty. So I got out my iPad so I could try to get the ideas down, but, gosh darn it all, it was too complex for me to get it all down. Even the main melody drifted away from me as I was trying to figure out how to sing it. So, I ended up singing an ersatz version of whatever I heard, which formed the basis of this song. This is probably a crappy mix, so I'll remix it tomorrow if needed. I'll put the lyrics on here tomorrow, too.

This doesn't make no sense - this amazing music is coming to me

But I can't translate it cuz it's got cool timbres, you see

It's to complex for me to sing it and write it down

So I'll sing some boring, ersatz melody and I frown

I'll sing this gross melody dee dee dee

I'll sing this gross melody deed dee dee

I'll sing this gross melody deed dee dee

I'll sing it today

I woke up to this music from my dream
I was stoked cuz it's so beautiful I could scream
I got my voice recorder so I could
Not forget this music - it is so good
I wanted to sing the melodies that came
Into my voice recorder. Music, untamed,
Was coming from outer space into my brain
I pushed, "record," and tried to sing the main
Melody but it flew away from me
And the music was so complex, you see
With moving parts and timbres of beauty
I could not grab ahold of it, you see
It was a symphonic explosion of music
And I found it so beautiful, I might lose it
But the melodies got muddled when I tried to
Sing them into my recorder, and so my beau-
tiful dream melody got forgotten
As you ca plainly see, I feel rotten
And what you are about to hear is what

I managed to record - I feel like a butt

I'll sing this gross melody dee dee dee

I'll sing this gross melody deed dee dee

I'll sing this gross melody deed dee dee

I'll sing this gross music that's not as good as what

I sang on that night, and I guess I am a butt

There’s Cats All Over The Bed - Music Video

For your interest! You can find this song on Spotify - the album is “2022,” by Rebecca Pittenger - woohoo!!!!!!!!

I Came Up With an Experiment

 

I Came Up With An Experiment

This is the next song in the fucked up relationship album. See, I'd come up with an idea for a really simple experiment and I told mean-boyfriend about it. He said I was a GENIUS!!!

The lyrics are:

I came up with an experiment

(A genius)

This gonna take some unpacking

I am in a Ph.D. program
In psychology; you see, I am
Coming up with experiments to
Do for my dissertation - woohoo!
I told my boyfriend about a exper-
iment I want to do; I thought I'd share
It with him; and you know what he told me?
He said it ever, ever so boldly:

He said I'm a genius

I came up with an experiment

Micro-Dose Song

Microdose Song

 This is a song about a person who was feeling depressed, who decided to take this little magic mushroom micro-dose capsule in order to improve her mood. But, she ended up tripping just a little bit.

The lyrics are:

I'm tripping out, but just a bit
And I'll tell you what happened to me

I'm in an expansiony brain-state, brain-state
I'm in an expansiony brain-state tonight

I thought it was a micro-dose, but it hit me harder than that

I was trying to deal with my depression
But those mushroom capsules hit me hard

I was down in the dumps, so I thought I would
Take something that would pump me up
I had these magic mushroom capsules, where I keep weed
My brain had static and gloom; crap, I think I need
Something to cheer me up, so I took a micro dose of
Mushroomy medicine - whoah! I feel psychedelic love
Even though it was not what I'd expected
I kind of like it a lot - I'm not dejected

I'm in an expansiony brain-state tonight

I wanted to induce a regular good mood
But, now I'm tripping just a bit

I thought it was a micro-dose, but it hit me harder than that

2023

2023

 Here's a little tune to kick off the new year. It's a depresso song about it being the new year.