Cannabis, Part 2

Cannabis Part 2

Cannabis Part 2 Mix 2

 This is the next song in the Fucked Up Relationship Album, Part 3. It's about how the mean boyfriend gives the girlfriend an ultimatum: He'll break up with her if she smokes cannabis. Well, I call it pot. But he calls it cannabis.

Get the Fuck Out of My House: Rappy Version

 

Get the Fuck Out of My House Rappy Version

 I decided after a while that, while the medley version of this song is serviceable, I wanted something with a bunch of rap in it. Yes, a lot of rap. Rapping and banjo-ing to get rid of the poopy evil spirits and bad curses.

 

Get the Fuck Out of My House Medley (A Song of Protection)

 

Get the Fuck Out of My House Medley

 What sounds like a string of non-sequiturs is a song of protection; or I mean, at least I'm tryin' to make a li'l song o' protection. I'm reasonably certain there's a curse following me around, and I know whodunit, but there's no way to prove it. There might even be evil spirits involved. So, here's my li'l song of protection that I intend to play in every room of this house in order to drive away the bad, shitty energies. Feel free to say a li'l prayer for me. But you don't have to.

You Never, Never Know

You Never Never Know

This is the next song in the Fucked Up Relationship Album, Part 3. It's the usual piggy-backing on the previous song type of song. The gal is certain that the relationship, now rebooted, is going to go great. But there's always that teeny tiny dime sized nugget of a shadow of a doubt.

I Avoid the Void

Avoid the Void Mix 2

Avoid the Void Mix 4

 This is another one of those songs about existence and the unfathomability of it. It's probably a next door neighbor to Half Blind and Out of Balance, although it's not all funny cuz it don't have poop and stuff in it. Oh yeah, the picture, while not directly related to the song, has the line, "I avoid the void" in it.

Note - I tried souping it up a little in the Mix 4 one. I dunno if it gives it the pizzaz I wanted or not. Yeah.

 

Relationship Reboot Version 2

 

Relationship Reboot Version 2 Mix 2

This is maybe, possibly, the first song in the Fucked Up Relationship Album, Part 3. I don't mind the other version of the relationship reboot song I wrote, but I realized, after the fact, that part of it sounds kind of like another song. I'm not gonna say which song it was, but it's like, "doh!" Anyway, another idea of how it could sound came to me, and here's what came out of that.

Half Blind and Out of Balance, Crap Mix

Half Blind 11.4.23 Crap Mix

 I think I'm zero-ing in on what I think I want this song to sound like. Yeah, okay, yeah. This ain't the final version, though cuz I have a sore throat today and my voice sounds like crap. And this is a crappy mix,. And I'm gonna get some feedback and stuff from people and see what they think might work and not work. Poopity poop. But I'm zero-ing in on something that might be, to my ears, good. There's a chance it might not be good to anybody else's ears, though.

Did You Smoke Cannabis?

Did You Smoke Cannabis'

Did You Smoke Cannabis Mix 2

 This is the next song in the Fucked Up Relationship Album, Part 3. The girl comes from home from hanging out with her friends; she calls her controlling boyfriend, and he asks her if she smoked cannabis. That's what this song's about. It's kinda a rush job cuz it's Friday the 13th and I actually had all kinds of bad luck that required me to work till 7pm. So, this is a late-in-the-day-tired-person-doing-a-rush-job-recording.