It Didn't Work

DIDNTWRK

I got this song fresh from a dream this morning. In the dream, I  was marrying a weird guy, who kept falling asleep as we stood at the altar. Then this song started playing. It's the next song in the Timmy and Bobby series, but I feel kinda like it might suck. Maybe it'll sound less sucky if I listen to it after smoking pot. Yeah, maybe I'll try that.

In any event, this song is about Timmy and Bobby bein' bummed and discouraged cuz of wantin' to help me out, but those pesky health issues getting in the way of everything. Its the song of things sucking. It's a song that might suck about things sucking, so in a sense, it's self-similar. It's a self-similar sucky song about things sucking.
Qa
Here're the lyrics:

She thought that a Ph.D. would get her lots of things

It would open up the door to all her wildest dreams

It didn’t work

Now her health is failing and she don’t know what to do

And her mind is flailing and she does not have a clue

It didn’t work

Oh, shucks, the lemon, it is a car; oh, fuck, she thought that it would go far

On the road with a curve, she fell off a cliff

Bitter fruit, life will serve, she don’t have a lift

Timmy and Bobby, they want to do, something that’ll make a cake from the fruit

Something that’ll make her life live the dream, a dozen rattle-shakes burn strife and it’s clean

Timmy and Bobby, they had her back

But she couldn’t see them cuz her mind was black

Timmy and Bobby, they don’t know what to do

And they started sobbing, her life has turned to poop

It didn’t work

We’ll be dead soon, fly to the moon, then we won’t worry ‘bout things that are doom

Fly with a car, up to the stars, it’s not far, we’ll see Mars, Heaven is ours

Easy as pie, in the sky, we will die; Heaven is nigh, it’s no lie, Fred says, “Hi.”

We’ll sing a tune, we’ll be there soon, now there is room for a Heavenly moon

Timmy and Bobby had a nice thing to say

If I try to go there, can I go to Heaven, go to Heaven? If I try to go there when I die