Thursday, November 19, 2020

Happy Fucksgiving

 

This is a song dedicated to y'all out there, whose Thanksgiving plans got all bollixed up by covid, myself included. It's gonna be a lonely holiday this year; as such, I've renamed it "Fucksgiving." Given that it celebrates that feast with indigenous folks we later fucked over, I think that name is extra special appropriate. So, in any event, Happy Fucksgiving!!!!

 Here's the short and sweet version of it:

FUCKSGVG

Here's the extendo-version. I put a little rap thingy at the end that fleshes out the sad part at the end, and then I return to the original theme for completion's sake:

FUCSGIVG

The lyrics are:
I'm not doing anything for Fucksgiving.

I'll eat a bowl of shit
And then I'll vomit it

Happy Fucksgiving

When covid comes to town
I'll go video my frown

Happy Fucksgiving

I'm not doing anything for Fucksgiving.

It's just a celebration
Of how we fucked the nations

Happy Fucksgiving

Of indigenous people
We fucked them cuz we're evil

Happy Fucksgiving

I'm not doing anything for Fucksgiving.

I'm not doing anything for Fucksgiving, for Fucksgiving.
Never see them again

Covid will blow it; now I have been banned
Covid, don'tcha know it? Now I have no plans
Now I'll never see them; covid is a foe
Holidays are freakin' - no, it's a no-go

Here's the alternative player thingy with the extendo version on it:

 

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