Indecisive Girl Rides Again

I ain't gone away, just so y'all know; I'm just having trouble deciding what to post next. It's a toss up between 1. a song that's not about masturbation 2. a song about a man named Baldavinos 3. a couple songs that are more in the deeply-personal realm that I might wait on, 4. a song about bein' drunk on sobriety or 5. a song about gettin' into trouble with a security guard. Oy, so many choices, so many choices.