Brace Yourself

 

Brace Yourself

This is a song about how I'm planning my next album, and it's going to be weird. It's gonna be extra-special-weird. 

The lyrics are:

I'm planning my next album – it's gonna be weird
Brace yourself, brace yourself – it's gonna be weird

It's gonna be a tripendicular weird thing
Brace yourself, brace yourself – it's gonna be weird

Maybe its weirdness will send people screaming
Wait, just sit with it – you might find the meaning
Or maybe I don't care that much if I lose
Listeners, because weirdness is what I choose
But, in any event, I thought it would be
Nice to give you some warning, so you won't be shocked, see
In my heart, the best art is not normal stuff
It might sound like farts, when I start it, but it's not fluff

Brace yourself, brace yourself – it's gonna be weird
Brace yourself, brace yourself – it's gonna be weird

Here's the other little player thingy I always put at the bottom in case you prefer it to the top one. Yesiree.