Thursday, March 17, 2022

Home Grown Avocados

 

Home Grown Avocados

 Here's the song where my voice sounds like shit, in parts of it. It's a song that came from a dream. It's about home grown avocados. I realized, wait, this is a song about something green and it's St. Patrick's Day. How festive of me.

The lyrics are:

Growing on the tallest tree
In the yard, I plainly see

Home grown avocados, they are home grown in the yard
Home grown avocados; do not eat them when they're hard

Heaven on Earth has a taste
It puts a smile on my face

Home grown avocados, they are home grown in the yard
Home grown avocados; do not eat them when they're hard

My mama told me how to make some guacamole and I did eat
It and, holy moly, and I'll state it boldly it is a treat
...But sometimes the savory flavors of avocados
That have not been mushed up are the thing that I want with my tacos

Home grown avocados, they are home grown in the yard
Home grown avocados; do not eat them when they're hard

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