Friday, November 9, 2018

Cabnimuk and I'm in Hell Again


CABNIMUK
This here backwards song sounds to me like the song that'd be played during the closing credits of a movie.


HELLAGAG
I'm including a bonus track. See, I had this song, where the conventional-singing-part sounded like shit, but I liked the rapping part. I got all sad, thinking about how I was gonna just throw this song away, when I liked the rap so well. So I re-did parts of the conventional-singing-part, and now I like it better.

I dunno why I'm breaking my rule, where I always post a backwards version before the forwards version. I think it's cuz I'm lazy. So I included it as a bonus track instead of backwardsing it.

The lyrics are:

Worse than anything's ever been: I'm in Hell again

I got stuck inside the middle of the mess
Making dumb decision that never were the best
Stupid dumb eternity in my living room
Making a quaternity in the shape of doom

Eternal damned donut is what I have become
Got a hole that is inside me in a universe that's dumb
I'm a torus in a forest of striking demon death
When it's later, I'll kill masturbators
And I'm darker than Darth Vader
Turnining loose the alligators
In the land of Satan Seders*
And official regulators**

I am stupid and I'm stuck under the bottom of my thumb
Getting drunk on beer and whiskey, but I never drink rum
When you ask me what time it is, I say it is not now
I'm a devil getting drunk off of the sweat of its own brow

I wish I were a kitty cat cuz they are really cute
But I'm spending all my time inside a demon suit
Evil, bad, and stupid is what I have become
Going round blind corners in a universe that's dumb

*Okay, yeah, what's a Satan Seder? It's a concept related to last week's "devil's pope" reference. See, a Jewish boyfriend of mine told me Satanism is actually an offshoot of Christianity. Like, he basically said Satanism is the Satanic version of what Christianity would be if it was Satanic.A Satan Seder is a meal made by a Jewish person who became converted to Satanism, but still wanted to prepare a holiday meal. The Satanic version of a holiday meal. See, this Jewish person practices the Jewish version of Satanism, much like my ex-boyfriend stated that Satanism, in general, is the Satanic version of Christianity (or the Christian version of Satanism? I'm not sure.)

**I realized, after the fact, that the rap would be better with one more line. So, I broke my rule of doing a rap in one take and punched that in. Yesiree.

Post-script: I remixed the Hell Again song, but I'm not sure what mix is better.


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