Wednesday, August 11, 2021

This is the Most Annoying Song in the World


Today's song is the fleshed-out version of yesterday's song. Here's the story:

Yesterday morning, I was sleeping, and my stupid neighbor started playing music really loud. It woke me outta a deep sleep, and I was pissed as all get-out, for obvious reasons.

That gave birth to the fantasy of having a really horrible, annoying, repetitive song that I could play through my bass amplifier, right up against the wall, to annoy said neighbor just as much as he was annoying me. So, I recorded a gratingly repetitive song yesterday, with the intention of putting it on infinite repeat mode, so my neighbor could enjoy hours of fun, listening to my annoying, repetitive song playing over and over.

After recording it, I realized I should share this song with the world, in case other people in the same boat as me wanted to annoy their neighbors with a horrible, repetitive song - as a result, I posted that song yesterday.

But, when I listened to it this morning, I realized I wanted to flesh it out and make it into a regular song, complete with A and B phrases and all that jazz. So, here it is.

The lyrics are:

It'll make your run for the hills when
You hear it, and in a minute, it will send
You to the world of annoyance with music
After a time, you may start to lose it 

This is the most annoying song in the world
This is the most annoying song in the world
This is the most annoying song in the world
...this

It repeats ad infinitum
With annoying, stupid phrases
It repeats ad infinitum
Putting frowns on people's faces

This is the most annoying song in the world
This is the most annoying song in the world
This is the most annoying song in the world
...this

It is like nails on a chalkboard
It's the most annoying music
It is like nails on a chalkboard
There is nothing to excuse it

It'll make your run for the hills when
You hear it, and in a minute, it will send
You to the world of annoyance with music
After a time, you may start to lose it

This is the most annoying song in the world
This is the most annoying song in the world
This is the most annoying song in the world
...this

Here's the player thingy - I can't upload my song onto the website with the other player thingy yet because my internet sucks:

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