Songs About How Kids Suck

 

Have I ever mentioned that kids suck? They wouldn't suck so much if their parents weren't moronic asswipes that let them scream like banshees and irritate everyone within a 5 mile radius.

Here's a more polished version of the song...there was a line of rapping that was kind of clunky sounding, which in turn, made it hard to understand, so I polished it up a bit! (It probably has a big, dumb, long pause at the end):

Old-People-Who-Wear-Sunglasses-Over-Their-Glasses Sunglasses

 I got some old-people-who-wear-sunglasses-over-their-glasses sunglasses. It's a true story!!

Restless/Fucked Up

Last week's song was about depression, and this week's song is about anxiety. It's becoming the Mental Health Clinic Musical Hour.

I felt like the ending was lacking something, so I added a little guitar stuff to it:

Two for the Price of One: It Was Only Gone For an Hour & She's Stuck in Eternal Mondays

 It Was Only Gone for an Hour:

I was thinking about how everybody's scared of their consciousness passing out of existence when they die; but when you think about it, that's what happens when you go under anesthesia. No time passes. There's nothing awful or painful about going into non-existence on a consciousness level. And, who knows? Maybe there's some way we come back again, even if we do get blotted out. (I'm not sure how that would happen, but maybe, just maybe). And if centuries pass between one fading outta existence and fading back in, it will seem like no time had passed.

She's Stuck in Eternal Mondays:

I was trying to think of a good metaphor for depression. This is what popped into my mind: Being stuck in eternal Mondays. The person in the song likes it, though; I mean, she likes being stuck in eternal Mondays. I'm not sure why.

Gloomy Gus Song 15: Nothing

This is Gloomy Gus Song 15. I'm not sure yet if I like it. It's about how when people are depressed, sometimes they feel nothing, and why is nothing not neutral, since it's nothing?

Everything Will Disappear When The Bombs All Fall

This song is another end-of-the-world-ish piece o' music. I'm doing a lot of those lately. Maybe that's because it's sorta kinda the end of the world, maybe-ish.

Another mix (that I like better) (with a big, dumb, long pause at the end):

Foot in My Mouth/Demon Song on a Sunday/I'm Stupid

 I don't know if my mistake this morning was going-to-Hell-worthy, but I felt that way when I did this song.

Screaming Kids

There are many little shits in my neighborhood. I hope they go away. 

This song is dedicated to all the people out there who hate the sound of screaming kids.

Gloomy Gus Song #14: What's the Point of Living if We're all Just Gonna Die Anyway?

 

Here's Gloomy Gus Song #14: It's a little existential ditty.

alternative mix with big dumb long pause at the end:

We're Drinking a Lot

 Here's another drunk church song. It might suck.

Gone a Long Time (Polished Version)

This is the polished version of that little ditty I did a few Sundays ago with the dandelion picture and stuff. I think it's about a depressed gal who has gods and goddesses she knew in a past life come visit her in her sleep. 

(Side-note: this is one of those songs where I wonder if I like it because it's a fine little tune or if I accidentally plagiarized someone - I hope it's the former and not the latter).

PainRain

 

I guess there's a little man who lives inside us and sings about pain and rain and stuff. I guess so. Or at least, that's what the song told me this morning. Here's another Ghost Owl picture that doesn't have much to do with the song, unless it sort of does. Maybe the little man who lives inside all of us and sings about pain and rain is actually Ghost-Owl-shaped.