I'm Introducing My Boyfriend to My Parents

I'm Introducing My Boyfriend To My Parents

 

This is the next song in the fucked up relationship album; it's the song where I introduce mean-boyfriend-guy to my parents. They are less than thrilled.
 

The lyrics are:

I'm introducing my boyfriend to my parents

And I think they have horror in their eyes

Maybe it's because he's mean

And they don't like people who are mean

I'm introducing my boyfriend to my parents

I'm introducing my boyfriend to my parents

I don't think that they like him

I don't think that they like him

Do they not like that he is an ancient crock

That was born before they had invented clocks?

If they liked him I would be over the moon

But I don't think they want him to be my groom

I don't think that they like him

I don't think that they like him

I'm introducing my boyfriend to my parents

I'm introducing my boyfriend to my parents

And I see that they do not like the looks of
This old boyfriend with whom I think I'm in love
He's a great guy - I know that's what he must be
My parents' faces say that's not what they see