My Cats Buried Their Poops With Things They Found

 

My Cats Buried Their Poops With Things They

 The melodies of this song came from a dream, and the words came from a thing I saw today. Every once in a while, my cats will bury their turds in their litter box, and then they'll try to bury them even more. They take things that are lying around and put 'em on top of their turds. Today, it was a shopping bag. I've found all sorts of strange things in their litter box that they've put there in an attempt to bury their turds even more than they're already buried. What strange kitties.

I put the litter box in a different place than usual for the picture I took, cuz the kitties didn't wanna pose next to the litter box when it was in its usual place. There, you can see the shopping bag they put in there.

The lyrics are:

My cats buried their poops with things they found

They buried their poops with things that were lying around

They used a bath mat and a small, plastic kitty toy

It made me wonder if there's a reason for that - oh, boy

I saw their litter box and they had put weird stuff in it

I guess it was just a new way of burying their shit

My cats buried their poops with things they found

They buried their poops with things that were lying around

They used a sock and a plastic bag that was right there

And I must admit  that they have a creative flair

They took a towel off of the rack and put it on their turds

And they started to make as tack of stuff - I've never heard

Of cats putting weird objects on their poops - like shopping bags

And slippers on their kitty john, and stuff like old dish rags

My kitties are so special - they must have a reason why

I'd like to understand, yet I'll not even start to try

My cats buried their poops with things they found

My cats buried their poops with things they found