Thursday, January 6, 2022

There's Cats All Over The Bed

 

There's Cats All Over The Bed

 Here's a song I feel a little "meh" about, but maybe it'll grow on me. It's about a person who has cats on her bed, and then starts hallucinating lots and lots of other cats It's sort of a commentary on how, when you have a cat or 2 on your bed, they usually take up all the space on the bed.

Postscript: yeah, this song grew on me. I fancy it. I no longer feel "meh" about it. 

The lyrics are:

There's cats all over the bed

The first time I counted, there were less than four
The next time I counted
There were more

There's cats all over the bed

A hundred million cats are with me now
It's a cat cotillion
I said, “wow”

There's cats all over the bed

What on Earth? When I went to bed, I had only two
Little fur-baby kitty cats, but the number grew
To a million pretty kitty cats upon my bed
They could fill up a whole city; that is when I said:
Did I smoke too much pot and it made me
Hallucinate these kitty cats? - maybe
But I did not think smoking weed did that kind of thing
And I need a drink, cuz I see my bed's a cat kingdom

There's cats all over the bed


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