Summer Theater

Poopy rap version:

Play Audition Song

Good Rap Version:

Play Audition Song Mix 3

 This is the next song in the Fucked Up Relationship Album, Part 4. The main character tells her friend about her depression (which is in response to the impending breakup with the mean boyfriend). Her friend tells her it might be good to do an extracurricular activity and stuff. She tells the main character about a play she was in the previous summer that's gonna be happening again this year. Maybe the depressed main character can audition for it!

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We Will Meet Again

We Will Meet Again

Here's the 5000th song about death. Death's on my mind; what can I say? It's on my mind.

He Decided to Be My Boss

 

He Decided to be My Boss

 This is the next song in the Fucked Up Relationship Album, Part 4. The boyfriend tells the main character what he wants her to do after she graduates. She wants her to work for him! He wants to be her boss again!

Mighty Fire (Drunk Church Attempt #647)

 

Mighty Fire

 I was in a weird, reverie state last night, when I thought of the idea of conceptualizing the universe as being just one big fire. All the suns, which are hot, hot, hot balls of fire - those suns are the flames and sparkles that make up the giant fire that is the universe. And then, eventually, like all other fires, the giant fire, that is the universe, will some day peter out. Oh yeah, I was attempting to sound like the Drunk Church that inhabits my mind. I was probably not very successful.

Ultimatum Guy

Ultimatum Guy

This is the next song in the Fucked Up Relationship Album, Part 4. The main character, in anticipating breaking up with her controlling boyfriend, comes up with a master plan. See, he gave her an ultimatum a few years ago that if she smokes pot, he'll dump her. Now that she wants to break up with him, it'll be easier, to her thinking, cuz rather than having to dump him, she can just tell him she smoked pot and he'll dump her. Brilliant!!!!

Ultimatum Guy Mix 2

 

I See That They're Gone 2024 (35 Poems Abput Death)

I See That They're Gone 2024

This is sorta a reprise of an old song from the way-back machine, with a li'l rap added to it. I'm considering starting a new project (but haven't decided yet). If I do end up starting it, this'll be the little number that kicks it off.\

I Found Weed Inside of My Drawer

I Found Weed Inside of My Drawer

This is the next song in the Fucked Up Relationship Album, Part 4. It is the turning point song, in the sense that the main character, after a year and a half of not smoking weed, due to her boyfriend's prohibitions, decides to say "Fuck It!" and smoke the little teeny tiny nuggets of weed she found in the bottom of the box she used to keep it in.

Everyone Everywhere Everything

Everyone Everywhere Everything

 This is another one of those existential songs. I was thinking about how when man is gone, all our buildings and stuff'll sink into the earth. Even art will disappear. Everything'll disappear. Even stuff that most of us would consider to be immortal, like the Mona Lisa, for example, will disappear. It'll all disappear. And, on top of that, every one of us will be forgotten after our deaths. A few generations down the line, and nobody'll remember any of us. Nope.